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ALL POSTS BY SAM OGDEN. (Last update - 5/9/08)



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HINTS, OBSERVATIONS, & RECOMMENDATIONS

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  • Sam Ogden is currently the sole Rinderpest.com contributor. Take pity on him.
  • A coded message within the text of the blogs leads to a great treasure.
  • The most overused phrase at Rinderpest.com: "Not guilty"
  • For some reason, on Sundays this website smells like gouda cheese.
  • The word "blog" is most entertaining when used as a double entendre.
  • Don't be scared to leave comments after a post. No registration is required.
  • There hasn't been a really funny bumper sticker in the entire history of man.

An Apology

We here at Rinderpest.com wish to offer a sincere apology to our reader(s).

On any venture, some unexpected problems can always crop up. Here, the participants originally decided to write under a variety of pseudonyms. This was to ensure artistic freedom and avoid any real-life problems. (By "real-life problems," we're of course referring to creditors, palimony suits, and at least one restraining order.) It also provided us with a wonderful way of taking cool "cyber-identities," like 'Neo' or 'Phil.'

Unfortunately, one of our bloggers originally chose the name "Hot Girl-on-Girl Action." This led to some completely unforeseen problems where a number of visitors to our site - sent here by various search engines - were very disappointed with the results of their searches. It appears that placing "Hot Girl-on-Girl Action" at the end of a number of blog entries had - completely unintentionally - moved this site up in a number of search engines for terms related to "Hot Girl-on-Girl Action."

While this did boost our visitor numbers (by approximately 7000%), the result was entirely unplanned and unanticipated. We have spoken with the blogger using the name "Hot Girl-on-Girl Action," and she has agreed to move to a different name entirely. Rest assured that the phrase "Hot Girl-on-Girl Action" will not appear again on these web pages — unless fully justified by context.

We also want to take this opportunity to apologize to those persons who left a number of angry messages as a result of their web searches. We were not attempting to trick anyone by the use of the name "Hot Girl-on-Girl Action". Please understand that we will never pander or try to deceive people to artificially inflate our web hits by including terms like "Mammoth boobs" or "Luscious Juggernauts" for no good reason.


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