MOVIE QUOTE CHALLANGE
Dear dedicated blog readers,
Today I am proud to announce the start of the Jag Allan Key Waste Movie Quote Challange.
The below experimental "short story" is comprised of nothing but movie quotes; there are a total of 47 of them from about 35 different movies. All you have to do is correctly identify just 10 of the quotes, (several are from the same flick) and I will personally send you a free (FREE!) signed (SIGNED!) copy of my newly released, soon to be blockbuster novel, Key Waste: Swinging with Savages in the Conch Republic. (For a preview go to: www.key-waste.com )
A $10.95 value! (value of the signature, of course, is limitless...)
Send entries to: conchsavage@hotmail.com Please keep answers in body of e-mail, no attachments.
Good luck!
QUOTH THE RAVEN...
"Rise and shine campers and put your booties on 'cause it's cold out there today."
"It's cold out there every day. What do you think this is, Miami Beach?"
"This town is like one big pussy just waiting to get fucked."
"What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?"
"You should have just kept your mouth shut. They would have thought you was a horse and let you go."
"There's mines over there and mines over there. I'm an American and you've got what I've been dreaming about."
"How 'bout you Mr. Butt Man?"
"Mi casa, su casa."
"You mean there could be up to five guys up there?"
"It's a good bet the Empire knows we're here."
"You been to college? We only take yugs whats been to college."
"It's been a while since I've had to pass basic seamanship."
"Sure, sure. The Earth turns, the wheel goes round, and our spin ain't over yet."
"Here we go, fast and loose."
"Chrissy Tompkins?"
"Grey polka dot dress, nursing a beer, over by the photo booth."
"This is an exact representation of the insides of my body."
"Except it isn't green."
"No. It is green."
"I need to stop by this afternoon for a little business if you know what I'm talking about."
"Here's an uncashed check for seventy thousand dollars."
"I don't want my brother coming out of there with just his dick in his hand."
"And I'll tell you one thing more, you're going to have to lose that beard, regulation if you've got to wear any kind of fresh air mask."
"I felt he used too many onions, but he still made a very good sauce."
"I buy the good stuff because I like to taste it."
"Nice place you got here Jackie, completely unspoiled."
"Champagne... perfume going in, sewage coming out."
"I think it should be the one of us who has the capacity for abstract thought."
"Under the water is the rocks, and under the rocks are the memories."
"Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you."
"Try the veal, it's the best in the city."
"The lady will have the linguini in clam sauce and a Coke with no ice."
"You can't spell it, but it sure eats good."
"I thought hamburgers cost a dollar fifty."
"You could be walking around lucky and not even know it."
"My daddy hates it when I wear these boots."
"I'll give you ten cents for the whole car, including your chick."
"Beautiful babies don't work midnight to six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift."
"Stinky, who's the vixen?"
"Blue, you're my boy!"
"What's in the bag, Chinese? A little Thai, maybe?"
"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing: four fifty-four cube, bored over thirty, turbo-jet, three ninety horse, four speed, four-ten gears, Holley double-pumper, Edelbrock intake, pop-up pistons, eleven to one compression, We're talking some major muscle."
"So you want to play for the envelope, is that it?"
"Make it three yards mother-fucker and we'll have ourselves an automobile race."
"I've done questionable things."
"And also marvelous things."
"That night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight, it's my turn."
Today I am proud to announce the start of the Jag Allan Key Waste Movie Quote Challange.
The below experimental "short story" is comprised of nothing but movie quotes; there are a total of 47 of them from about 35 different movies. All you have to do is correctly identify just 10 of the quotes, (several are from the same flick) and I will personally send you a free (FREE!) signed (SIGNED!) copy of my newly released, soon to be blockbuster novel, Key Waste: Swinging with Savages in the Conch Republic. (For a preview go to: www.key-waste.com )
A $10.95 value! (value of the signature, of course, is limitless...)
Send entries to: conchsavage@hotmail.com Please keep answers in body of e-mail, no attachments.
Good luck!
QUOTH THE RAVEN...
"Rise and shine campers and put your booties on 'cause it's cold out there today."
"It's cold out there every day. What do you think this is, Miami Beach?"
"This town is like one big pussy just waiting to get fucked."
"What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?"
"You should have just kept your mouth shut. They would have thought you was a horse and let you go."
"There's mines over there and mines over there. I'm an American and you've got what I've been dreaming about."
"How 'bout you Mr. Butt Man?"
"Mi casa, su casa."
"You mean there could be up to five guys up there?"
"It's a good bet the Empire knows we're here."
"You been to college? We only take yugs whats been to college."
"It's been a while since I've had to pass basic seamanship."
"Sure, sure. The Earth turns, the wheel goes round, and our spin ain't over yet."
"Here we go, fast and loose."
"Chrissy Tompkins?"
"Grey polka dot dress, nursing a beer, over by the photo booth."
"This is an exact representation of the insides of my body."
"Except it isn't green."
"No. It is green."
"I need to stop by this afternoon for a little business if you know what I'm talking about."
"Here's an uncashed check for seventy thousand dollars."
"I don't want my brother coming out of there with just his dick in his hand."
"And I'll tell you one thing more, you're going to have to lose that beard, regulation if you've got to wear any kind of fresh air mask."
"I felt he used too many onions, but he still made a very good sauce."
"I buy the good stuff because I like to taste it."
"Nice place you got here Jackie, completely unspoiled."
"Champagne... perfume going in, sewage coming out."
"I think it should be the one of us who has the capacity for abstract thought."
"Under the water is the rocks, and under the rocks are the memories."
"Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you."
"Try the veal, it's the best in the city."
"The lady will have the linguini in clam sauce and a Coke with no ice."
"You can't spell it, but it sure eats good."
"I thought hamburgers cost a dollar fifty."
"You could be walking around lucky and not even know it."
"My daddy hates it when I wear these boots."
"I'll give you ten cents for the whole car, including your chick."
"Beautiful babies don't work midnight to six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift."
"Stinky, who's the vixen?"
"Blue, you're my boy!"
"What's in the bag, Chinese? A little Thai, maybe?"
"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing: four fifty-four cube, bored over thirty, turbo-jet, three ninety horse, four speed, four-ten gears, Holley double-pumper, Edelbrock intake, pop-up pistons, eleven to one compression, We're talking some major muscle."
"So you want to play for the envelope, is that it?"
"Make it three yards mother-fucker and we'll have ourselves an automobile race."
"I've done questionable things."
"And also marvelous things."
"That night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight, it's my turn."
1 Comments:
Damn. I only recognize a few of them.
But I really want that book, so Google, here I come.
By Sam Ogden, at 10:52 AM
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