PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY
This is not my blog. I am not responsible for this blog. You may think this is my blog -- you may even say, if you thought about it -- that you know it is. In fact, you may be as certain of my accountability for the contents of this blog as you are that Britney Spears should have thought it through a bit more before marrying that Federline character... ("check out da corn-rows, pupu-zao pupu-zau... dey way dope yay, pupu-zao, pupu-zao...")Hell, you may even accuse me of being responsible for this blog, were it ever to come down to brass tacks. But I am telling you right here, right now: I am not responsible for this blog.
Yes, it is true that it could technically be considered"my" blog, as mine is the only name that appears on it; but I assure you that this is merely an unfortunate coincidence. Just because some freak who knows my password and seems to share a few of my own experiences and ideas happened to scribble out some poorly constructed nonsense in the so-called post-modern "blog" format, does not mean that I, meaning me, per se, to-wit, here-to-for, mea culpa, habius corpus, had any direct knowledge of, or involvement in, said blog. Indeed, I don't even really think I know or have any recollection of what a blog is... To me it actually sounds like a place kids would go to collect tadpoles and turtles and such.
And just because I have from time to time made my "living," as a writer, and have had a smattering of witty, profound, and yes, highly provocative pieces published on a national scale to the tremendous kudos and fanfare of a wanton American reading public -- this does not in any way, shape, or form construe or convey the alleged allegation that I am personally familiar with the inner or outer workings of a "key-board" or "type-table" or "electro-magnetical pencil" or "virtual chalkboard" or whatever Byzantine nomenclature you may apply to the new-fangled apparatus that is used to construct these things I know nothing about.
So, if you have anything to say to the writer of this blog; if any complaints are to be lodged, or any indictments -- legal, moral, or otherwise -- are to be handed down, please, please, please, don't come looking for me, for this is not my blog.
I am not responsible for this blog.
This is not my blog.
Yes, it is true that it could technically be considered"my" blog, as mine is the only name that appears on it; but I assure you that this is merely an unfortunate coincidence. Just because some freak who knows my password and seems to share a few of my own experiences and ideas happened to scribble out some poorly constructed nonsense in the so-called post-modern "blog" format, does not mean that I, meaning me, per se, to-wit, here-to-for, mea culpa, habius corpus, had any direct knowledge of, or involvement in, said blog. Indeed, I don't even really think I know or have any recollection of what a blog is... To me it actually sounds like a place kids would go to collect tadpoles and turtles and such.
And just because I have from time to time made my "living," as a writer, and have had a smattering of witty, profound, and yes, highly provocative pieces published on a national scale to the tremendous kudos and fanfare of a wanton American reading public -- this does not in any way, shape, or form construe or convey the alleged allegation that I am personally familiar with the inner or outer workings of a "key-board" or "type-table" or "electro-magnetical pencil" or "virtual chalkboard" or whatever Byzantine nomenclature you may apply to the new-fangled apparatus that is used to construct these things I know nothing about.
So, if you have anything to say to the writer of this blog; if any complaints are to be lodged, or any indictments -- legal, moral, or otherwise -- are to be handed down, please, please, please, don't come looking for me, for this is not my blog.
I am not responsible for this blog.
This is not my blog.
3 Comments:
I know it is you, Jag Allen. Wittiest of the witty, cleverist of the clever. There's no mistaking the writing style. You are exposed!!
By Bret LeCamus, at 2:39 PM
I think it's actually Merv Griffin. He hacked into my account once and posted nothing but his grocery lists and a few rough sketches for a Wheel of Fortune spin-off show.
By Sam Ogden, at 8:30 AM
I blame Rebecca. As always.
By Steven Brett, at 11:31 AM
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