Laziest Blogger Ever

I must be the laziest blogger ever.

Sheesh, there are a million things going on everyday that I could rip on in this blog, but I don't. Some stupid asshole jerkwad politician or self-absorbed Hollywood air-head will always step up to the plate and do something stupid. You can bank on that. But I read the news every morning and most days decide not to write about them.

God, I'm lazy.

(I also have a full-time job, but I'm not counting that. I'm just lazy.)

Besides, it's not like there are no other bloggers on the Internet writing about everything under the sun. So I say screw it. I'll blog about something only when I'm damn good and ready.

In the meantime, to round out this post, I'm going to start a random list of my thoughts. Feel free to add to the list if you'd like.

1. I like Pop Tarts as a snack.
2. Why do so many people say "Dude"?
3. The day Vonnegut died was a sad day.
4. I like junk food, but despise junk mail.
5. Are there any living flappers?
6. I think "Mojo" is a good name for a dog.
7. Stupid people are prolific breeders.
8. I can't decide if I admire Al Gore or not.
9. One of my rear speakers blew out.
10. Many female news anchors are attractive.
11. All the pot smokers I know are harmless cut-ups.
12. It feels like it's Wednesday.
13. I don't own any purple clothing.

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