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POINT: OVERZEALOUS GOVERNMENT SLOWING PROGRESS
![]() Bill Martin, advertising executive and former Black Panther Every year, states across the nation initiate a new "click it or ticket" program aimed at forcing people to wear seat belts. Removing the God-given right to have open containers of alcohol in a moving car was bad enough, but this type of nanny-state, government-knows-best attitude frankly makes me sick to my stomach. If people are too dumb to wear seat belts, I say let them alone. It is this type of legislature that shallows the gene pool and drags this country down into mediocrity. Prior to these seat belt laws, the United States was an unrivaled economic powerhouse. Now we are simply real estate agents for the Japanese and Germans. Leave them alone and let Darwin sort them out. What economy is poised to kick our collective ass, I ask you? Germany. And do you know why? Germany understands the Darwin principles driving economics. Where else do you get served litre sized beers before being put on the highway and told to drive as fast as you damn well please? If that doesn't winnow out the weak genes, nothing will. Here in the US, the advent of "drive through" liquor stores is a step in the right direction, but I fear that step is too little, too late. COUNTERPOINT: GERMANY?
![]() Paris Hilton, Wastrel While Germany's economy is currently the third largest in the world, and while it has a number of strengths - including an educated workforce, extremely high exports, and a growing service sector - there are also problems that Mr. Martin overlooks. Germany has yet to solve a long-term problem with double-digit unemployment, declining industrial base, and a lack of natural resources. Other social and economic pressures are being caused by the relatively large number of non-citizen residents (over 6.7 million people) and tightened immigration policies from 2003 forward. Certainly, Germany will remain a major player in the world economy. However, I think Mr. Martin overstates the strengths while understating the potential systemic problems which will hurt Germany's chances of overtaking the U.S.'s economic performance in the short term. On the other hand, liederhosen are hot, and those pretzels that they sell at Oktoberfest are, like, yummy. |
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