Gems from the Belly of the Beast
The writers at Rinderpest.com emerge periodically from various states of unconsciousness to scribble down their thoughts and ideas. Often they are uncertain if the resulting scratch marks are fit for a blog entry, so the items are collected and stored cryogenically or in a nice folder somewhere.
A group of scientists at a prestigious, possibly ivy-covered institute discovered one day that the apparent random words, when strung together, actually made a little bit of sense.
Moreover, the scientists discovered that if one were feeling silly — or perhaps influenced by a foreign substance that was somehow introduced into the bloodstream — the words often were quite amusing.
Now, we don't recommend reading under the influence, but we understand if that's your preference.
POSTED BY STEVEN BRETT FEBRUARY 27, 2006
POSTED BY SAM OGDEN FEBRUARY 25, 2006
POSTED BY CINDY CLAYTON FEBRUARY 25, 2006
POSTED BY SAM OGDEN FEBRUARY 25, 2006
POSTED BY SAM OGDEN JANUARY 15, 2006
People's Annoying Habits Part II
POSTED BY JUAN PUTO JANUARY 15, 2006
POSTED BY STEVEN BRETT DECEMBER 10, 2005
Turn Off Your Gay or You Don't Get to Play
POSTED BY MOXIE TOXIC DECEMBER 10, 2005
Jesus Doesn't Live Here Anymore
POSTED BY SAM OGDEN DECEMBER 10, 2005
POSTED BY TRAGIC MONKEY DECEMBER 10, 2005
People's Annoying Habits Part I
POSTED BY JUAN PUTO DECEMBER 2, 2005
POSTED BY SAM OGDEN DECEMBER 2, 2005
POSTED BY SAM OGDEN NOVEMBER 18, 2005
I Still See a Fat Guy in the Mirror
POSTED BY STEVEN BRETT NOVEMBER 18, 2005
Secrets of Crop Circles Revealed
POSTED BY SAM OGDEN NOVEMBER 18, 2005
POSTED BY STEVEN BRETT OCTOBER 16, 2005
POSTED BY SAM OGDEN OCTOBER 16, 2005
POSTED BY CINDY CLAYTON SEPTEMBER 18, 2005
POSTED BY STEVEN BRETT SEPTEMBER 18, 2005
The Origin of My Thank Yous (Monkey Manners)
POSTED BY TRAGIC MONKEY SEPTEMBER 18, 2005
POSTED BY SAM OGDEN SEPTEMBER 18, 2005
Abortion is Murder: Keep Abortion Legal
POSTED BY JAY SEPTEMBER 3, 2005
POSTED BY STEVEN BRETT SEPTEMBER 3, 2005
POSTED BY REBECCA WATSON SEPTEMBER 3, 2005
POSTED BY TRAGIC MONKEY SEPTEMBER 3, 2005
POSTED BY SAM OGDEN SEPTEMBER 3, 2005
POSTED BY JAY SEPTEMBER 3, 2005