Moxie Toxic is a messenger/delivery person who makes her rounds on rollerblades. She is a hard-nosed little ass kicker with a lot of tattoos and what appear to be piercings, each featuring a little metal stud, although no one is sure she didn't just take a load of buckshot in the face.

She delivered some court documents and a case of Astroglide to the Rinderpest.com offices one day, and a stream of profanity spewed from her mouth like a river when we forgot to tip her.

Well, we fell in love with her immediately, and asked that she contribute an article or two whenever a good idea strikes, or whenever she's out on bail.

Oh, and just as a heads up, don't piss her off; unless of course you're overly fond of stitches.