You may remember Steven from his work in a number of popular films as "Man in Background" or "Man Number Two," or even "Moaning Man," though that last part was an independent film that has not been generally released. His year 2000 one-man tour of Texas was chronicled as "the finest performance of Richard III in a Chicken Suit ever seen" by at least one reviewer.

More recently, he has completed a nearly-national tour as the lead in SCREECH!, the hit musical chronicling everyone's favorite Saved By the Bell cast member. The late clearing of Steven's complexion, alas, may have doomed what had been a promising career before the footlights.

Driven and determined, Steven does not know the meaning of the word failure. Or the phrase "personal hygiene." Refusing to buy even a used thesaurus, he probably never will. Nevertheless, his "can do" attitude and enthusiasm keep him in the running for any number of career opportunities in the food service industry.

Steven grew up in Waco, Texas ("Like Lubbock, but without the glamour."), managing to escape by tunneling out with an old spoon during the Clinton years. Until that time, he busied himself with scrapbooking, foraging for food, and regular visits to his parole officer. It was the inspiration of those visits and the dizziness brought on by near starvation that drove him to constantly improve his craft.

While a lad, Steven served a term as an office boy in an attorney's firm. The rest, as they say, is plagiarism. Nevertheless, he still works in the off season (between jobs) as an attorney in Texas. So far, the off-season has lasted ten years.