Yea, verily, it was after a few days of meditating upon my actions that I felt a twinge of guilt at the way I abruptly cut off my interview with Jay from Rinderpest.com. In an attempt to make amends, I called him this morning.

Reprinted below is the full text of that phone conversation.

Jay: Uncle Abner's Squid Farm, Uncle Abner speaking. May I help you?

JC: Jay, I wanted to apologise for�

Jay: Sorry, no Jay here. Do you need some fresh squid?

JC: JAY! It's Jesus. I want to continue the interview.

Jay: Oh, JHC, my man. Sorry, didn't recognize your voice. Where were we?

JC: You were making juvenile jokes about Mary Magdalene.

Jay: That's right. That well-built chest bit was classic, if I do say so myself. You walked right into it. [Chuckling]

JC: Well, it was kind of funny, I admit. I figure we should just pick up where we left off. So, I thought furniture was a poor example of the type of property women represent in my teachings.

Jay: Well, that's progress, I guess. Did you have a better example?

JC: Yeah. Beasts of burden.

Jay: Mmm-hmmm.

JC: You know . . . beasts of burden?

Jay: Yeah, I got you, Jesus. I just ain't saying it.

JC: Come on, man. I'm trying to make amends.

Jay: Sorry, Jesus, we have standards at Rinderpest.com, and that joke is � just barely � beneath them. I won't do it.

JC: [sighs heavily] Fine. She did, though.

Jay: Did what?

JC: Have a nice ass.

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